Way too often (like once a day), I hear a noise in my head from cognitive dissonance. You know that rattle-can, cowbell sound when the cartoon character gets conked on the head and sees stars? My Vacation Bible School, Christian summer camp, Presbyterian church roots are showing. I shake my Tinkerbell fists at the sky and scream, “Christians -- I trusted you to live by the teachings of Jesus!!!” I’m very naive. I may be an idiot. I don’t call myself a Christian, but Jesus is a friend of mine and I never left him. The moneylenders took over the temples and they’re selling Trump bibles. [The pixie stomps away angrily and pours a tiny shot of tequila into a thimble.] ✨🥃🧚💫
Way too often (like once a day), I hear a noise in my head from cognitive dissonance. You know that rattle-can, cowbell sound when the cartoon character gets conked on the head and sees stars? My Vacation Bible School, Christian summer camp, Presbyterian church roots are showing. I shake my Tinkerbell fists at the sky and scream, “Christians -- I trusted you to live by the teachings of Jesus!!!” I’m very naive. I may be an idiot. I don’t call myself a Christian, but Jesus is a friend of mine and I never left him. The moneylenders took over the temples and they’re selling Trump bibles. [The pixie stomps away angrily and pours a tiny shot of tequila into a thimble.] ✨🥃🧚💫